How fucked are you?
I just nailed my guts to my spine…fuck
My package of Ritz crackers exploded, gorrammit
I didn’t need that leg anyways
Just nailed my hand to the left of my trackpad on my laptop. Not like I ever move from here anyway. It’s a natural place for my hand to be nailed. It just makes sense, honestly.
I was holding a laser pointer and pointing it at the ground, I’m good.
I nailed my hair dryer to my boob.
Nailed right through the stomach, through the belly button. …I am definitely dead.
through my computer screen >:[
also before you ask I was not stroking my computer I was holding my hand awkwardly up because I’ve been eating doritos and it had cheesy stuff on it that I couldn’t lick off yet
not that I don’t stroke my computer screen
wow this is awkward uhm
oH now my chair …..has a nail through it…oh um..ok?
Right in the lung o_o
D I R E C T L Y through my heart
what a romantic death
Into the temple of my colleague lmfao
omfg my computer..
ow my thigh geez
a bit of space and then the desk? nothing major was harmed, phew.
Shot myself in the right wrist. Shit.Source:prototypext3