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How fucked are you?

I just nailed my guts to my spine…fuck

My package of Ritz crackers exploded, gorrammit

I didn’t need that leg anyways

Just nailed my hand to the left of my trackpad on my laptop. Not like I ever move from here anyway. It’s a natural place for my hand to be nailed. It just makes sense, honestly.

I was holding a laser pointer and pointing it at the ground, I’m good.

I nailed my hair dryer to my boob.

Nailed right through the stomach, through the belly button. …I am definitely dead.

through my computer screen >:[

damnit

also before you ask I was not stroking my computer I was holding my hand awkwardly up because I’ve been eating doritos and it had cheesy stuff on it that I couldn’t lick off yet

not that I don’t stroke my computer screen

wow this is awkward uhm

oH now my chair …..has a nail through it…oh um..ok?

my stomach

oh okay

goodbye knee

Right in the lung o_o

D I R E C T L Y through my heart

what a romantic death

Into the temple of my colleague lmfao

omfg my computer..

ow my thigh geez

a bit of space and then the desk? nothing major was harmed, phew. 

my head…..

Shot myself in the right wrist. Shit.