Words Used to Describe Genitals
alyxiane: morganwolf: wtffanfiction: So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. Read More Fantastic. This is exactly why I stopped reading...
MOFFAT: Sherlock guest role in Doctor Who!
alyxiane: starsofcassiopeia: cumberqueen: Steven Moffat announces that BBC’s modern interpretation of Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch) and his loyal companion John Watson (Martin Freeman) will appear as guest roles in the next series of Doctor Who. Full Moffat interview under the Read More Read More dsfhsdkfhds YES Oh god the fandoms will explode on my dash once it’s out.
porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
alyxiane: misssnicket: fonix-e: crazy-ufo-kid: beauty-in-dissonance: rustboro: kannmuri: toothyhalcyon: lampsarepeople2: what what what what what what what GOOSE! Meanwhile in my suburbian city…